Knock, knock...
"Hello, we have an invitation to a very important meeting being held here in Urtown..."
"Hold on a minute. Are you Jehovah's Witnesses?"
"Not any longer. We are now known as 'JW Orgers'."
"Don't you give away those Watchtower magazines?"
"Not Watchtower any more. You'll find our website address on the invitation and you can download all our literature yourself. But we welcome donations."
"What is the name of your download magazine?"
"The Governing Body's New Light Journal. You can print it out yourself. It has the very latest truth as the Governing Body declares it to be."
Slam!!!
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Remember that back in the 1930s the Witnesses would drive into quiet neighborhoods and play Rutherford's speeches through huge horns attached to the roofs of sound trucks. Placards and signs on the sides of the trucks would often say something like, "Judge Rutherford Speaks!"
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I think it is interesting that when you go on the contact page of JW.org and try to send an email to whomever the "contact" might be, in most browsers the link will not work. Why don't they just put up a clear text link that says: "Email Us at [email protected] or [email protected]" ?"
Here is what I get when I click on the Email Link:
Geez. Something so simple and they can't even get that right...
JV